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This Week In Survival March 29, 2014

Earth Hour survival protocol is in effect This Week In Survival.  Did you survive the Great Unplugging that began at 8:30 local time? What did you see when the lights went down?

(Any SHADOWS?)

Countdown to Earth Hour

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The Earth Hour is an especially dangerous one for cyborgs and other beings who rely on battery back up but also for every other Earthling as celebrants everywhere set the dark world ablaze with analog fire to the amusement of the aliens among us. Is your flint kit ready? I know mine is and this year I’m determined to make it work.

With Earth Hour over SOS is celebrate with week #2 of the 4 MILLION MOON PRIZESCongrats to winning survivors last week AGENT R.B. and BLUESTAR, well deserved recipients of a small but heartfelt iTunes gift card and a free copy of Archie Hartigan and the Frost Wolf, respectively.

Who will win this week? Find out here by midnight, EST (below). If you haven’t entered already, there’s lots of ways to do so, just follow this link and pick any way that works for you. It’s totally free. Your clicks and likes and tweets and reviews are all I need to keep on keeping on with SOS and The Monstrometer Report and it even helps yourlupinelife too. With two weeks left and a grand prize draw, you want to get your email into the draw as many times as you can.

Meanwhile let’s see what’s been happening here on the site and what 4 Million Moon memories I can find….

This Week In Survival Under Construction (except during Earth Hour)…

SHADOWY ADVICE: 

–>> Do you see the shadows? MSURPRISE has been seeing them since birth. What does that mean? Which is worse, seeing them when you shouldn’t or not seeing them when everyone around you has one? Is there a bright side to seeing shadows?

SEEKING MERMISH ADVICE:

–>>Any mer Survivors spare a word for BLACK LAGOON? Please follow the link. (And many thanks to you Firefang.)

UFO TWO-ONE-FIVE:

–>> Somebody taking advantage of Earth Hour to jack a space craft? Or something worse? Get to the bottom of this report from HATTER and others. Is AGENT R.B. really a neo-Noah? The so-called Stiff Man envisaged to by LILITH? If so who is he going to take on that ship? And what do underworld apples have to do with this? I was hoping that’s how you could get a ticket but what happened to MUTT when he tried to get to the bottom of it? Please stand by….

–>> Wait. Could this the real reason for those cryptic London messages? I was betting on leprechauns but reading this report now I don’t know…

–>> Well don’t look to FENRIR for any reassurance. Nothing he likes better than a good old fashioned apocalypse sign narrated in scary poetry…

4 MILLION MOON MEMORIES:

In honor of Earth Hour take a minute to recall with me a few of the druidic aliens who once dwelled among us, just a few million survivors ago including:

–>> ANDRATERRA NIGHTSHADE set me straight with a few facts about the aliens known as “Agratians” who were her friends. As far as I could tell, Agratians are sometimes sent to Earth as a kind of punishment by their rulers and think the only redeeming thing about this prison planet is surfing and sniffing soda bubbles. (Although they hate the fresh water here. It gives them humongous hives. Which is one way you can uncover them.) Anyway, I think she served her time here, hung out and surfed with a few mermaids and probably left on a craft during the last Olympics.  She was related to another famous survivor I talk about a lot including whenever I am asked to testify at a senate congressional hearing about aliens:

–>> BELLADONNA JADE ASPHODEL NIGHTSHADE  Survivors lucky enough to take a dreamcation tour with her Highness probably still have an Amulet of Light and/or a souvenir t-shirt to remember it. I’ve been meaning to talk to her though because my amulet is not always active. It appears and disappears according to some rhythm I haven’t yet determined. Does it have something to do with the proximity of her druidic dimension to ours? (Which reminds me, I guess I should be specific here. She is a visitor from m-space, not outer space which Druids like her actually fear.)

–>> DAZAI was a punchy plant alien with a heart of chlorophyll who came here on a research mission but not-so-secretly wanted to take over the Earth. He hated humans but liked the trees, spending hours in the forest talking to them about the Planatalians future Earth colonization plans. Although Dazai eventually departed to file his report back on Planatos, he left a lot of botanophobic survivors behind – including me.

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117 comments to This Week In Survival March 29, 2014

  • Agent RB

    Penelope…
    I am giving you my athourity once i leave and make the pact with Apocalypse and eat the forbidden fruit. Take care of things at HQ. I am also entrusting you with my account here, not that you ever need permission to post before, but please take over while I’m gone. and not in the way i know you want to…

    Sincerely, your food source, power source, and liter box cleaner…

    Agent RB
    🙁 🙁 🙁

  • Hatter

    Seth it was nothing I just got personnally messages from A51, then I found out that MM1 stole a UFO but I got him to return it

  • Wow, busy week eh? Well just came to pop into say I survived and that I a–

    *The Reapers eyes glow green*

    When darkness falls so to shall the light,
    Will we survive, or shall we fall?
    The Green Man has seen it all,
    When Angels fall to earth, will there be rebirth?
    The Green Man is here, The Reaper has been claimed by the forest.
    The Green Man will help you.

    *The Reapers clothes transform from a black hoodie and jeans to a green hoodie and Khakis.*

    I am Cerrunos. The Green Man. Do you need assistance?

  • Fenrir Ulfangr

    Hello, wild huntsman, old friend. I welcome you as Nuada, Lord of the forest.

    • Ah yes Fenrir, perhaps you also know me as Ullr, god of honor, the Norse god of the Hunt, and of course, the one who sits upon the throne of Odin whilst he sleeps.

      • Hatter/Janus

        But Romans and Greeks know you as pan or Faunus, respective either the son of Hermes or mercury, you are the physical representation of the vast wilderness of the earth

        • Tis true, I decided to take the form of your Reaper friend, his life is the epiphany of everything I’m about. Rebirth, life, and of course, his wild nature since.

          • Hatter

            *form flickers back to the top hat and tweed jacket of the mad hatter* I think I look more natural in my appearance though *points at his green Hawaiian shirt with large oats almost seeming glued to the shirt in its appearance* and plus you could have just manifested as a separate entity that’s what I did but since insanity is the purest form of choice I will mostly appear in this image as “hatter”

  • Fenrir Ulfangr

    The first blood moon is coming. And with it shall begin the war. The power of the sun to burn out their technology. There are seventeen days, them a new world comes.

    *my form alters, the air grows cold. I am here now truly as The king of Wood and Water.

  • Agent RB

    Lilith I beckon ye to awaken, we need to fufill the pact!!!
    If you do not I will take what is rightfully mine by midnight this day…
    The fruit shall be mine…

    RB/Noah

    • This is what I ave’ come to warn ye about. If he fulfills the deal, twill fulfill the vision I sent to the Lady Lilith. Even the Horseman of death, Ulfangr, and the two faced god cannot stop the End of all, and if he does fulfill this, thirteen days forth the world shall end in fire. But not just this one, nay… Tis going to be ALL of the worlds.

      • Fenrir Ulfangr

        I have know of this long. Do not take names that are not your own, for I was also called Ullr once. We are often confused as our domains overlap.

      • Fenrir Ulfangr

        We put measure in place long ago, already he begins to falter. The vigils shall activate soon. The old chain must be broken for a new one to be reformed.

      • Hatter/Janus

        Hey last time the world “ended” it was in water and before that there was the last time Gaia awoke, which caused the world to end in a earthquake type fashion I would actually like to see the other two, so fyre no problem, though I wonder how people will pull off air because it looks like we are going back to basics with this but who can we blame. Oh and after I left Olympus and the Olympians 903 2/3 years ago and became known as a “guardian” I have gained power green man/Faunus/Pan, *flickers through all his forms occasionally appearing as a manticore like beast* with certain amounts of help I can stop or start anything

        • Fenrir Ulfangr

          You miss understand hatter, it’s not like those other times. I gave a warning once before, and it was unheeded.
          Listen, for the end is near, the Dark One is coming and all worlds shall burn at his awakening.
          Unless he is defeated, unless my curse is unmade and the Dark One is destroyed this world will be his for a long time.

          • Agent RB

            You will do nothing but watch my plan unfold and defeat it once and for all, I have allies in the multiverse, we will win, we will conquer, do not interfere with my plan fenrir, it’s my way or the highway, and there is no highway anymore, you’ve got but one choice, I await your obvious answer…

            RB

            • Fenrir Ulfangr

              You have nothing, I am the Lord of countless worlds. My people are as numberless as the stars. All of them serve the Creator, who is my master. We will not let one such as you rule this world. There is always a choice, I choose war. I choose death. I await for you with my own we will die before we succumb to the Dark.

              • Agent RB

                I am not the dark, the only way to win this war is by making a deal and that is what I’ve done nothing more, you are an idiot to think that fighting is the option, that is never an option Fenrir!

                RB

  • Agent RB

    RB slips the fruit from the Catonic Liliths hand and slips the parchment paper he had in his hand into hers.
    “Pleasure doing business with you my dear”
    RB leans over and kisses Lilith on the cheek, then turns to reaper in his new form and hands Penelope to him
    “Take good care of her and she will take care of you”
    Then RB whispers into hatters ear, “the deva went down to Georgia, he was looking for some sools to steel, he was out of time, he was in a bind, he was willing to make a deal, 33.7550° N, 84.3900° W”
    RB turns around to mutt and AP and says only two words, “see ya”
    RB then bites into the fruit and in that moment a feeling of dred passes over everyone in the room, RB
    Is gone…

    RB

    • Fenrir Ulfangr

      …Come in through the golden gate or not at all,
      Take for others or forebear,
      for those who steal my fruit and climb my wall,
      Shall find their heart’s desire and find despair…

    • Lilith

      “Louder than sirens…” Lilith’s eyes shut and blood seeps out.
      “Louder than Bells…” She opens them and they again voids.
      “I am sweeter than Heaven.” The heads of snakes slyther out of the darkness.
      “And hotter than all of hell.” Where heer eyes would be, now long black snakes lick at the air.
      “I am the Mother of Sin.” She looks over the parchment. “And believe me,” she smiles. Lilith takes the shifting parchment and begins to fold and twist, she bites her tongue and a few drops of blood flick onto the parchment. “The pleasure was all mine.” She looks at the macabre new paper as it shifts into the shape of a flower. The snakes both dart around and look it over, closely. “Ah, Noah, there is something I must tell you, the reason why you have been condemned, why you are so consumed by this inferno of fury.” The snakes spit venom at the fake flower and it immediately grows and tangles and multiplies into a large golden arch of thorns and roses. A portal. “At long last.”

      • Lilith

        *Lilith and the portal disappear, not a single trace, physically and metaphysically.*

      • Fenrir Iceborn

        Coatlicue, so now a true form is revealed. I am still stronger

        • Fenrir Iceborn

          If coatlique is one of your forms have you have lost most of my respect.

          • Lilith

            Fenrir, please just stop. I don’t understand why you decide to inject yourself in every happening, it’s quite bothersome, actually. Furthermore, I find your being such a Mary Sue extremely irritating, hence why everyone ignores half of your posts. Not only that but the way you have to blatantly whine to everyone about how cool you are is just plain childish.
            If its all the same I’d prefer to continue this story with RB and any other relevant parties, of which, you are not. I like you, really I do, but you just take so much fun out of it all.
            I honestly don’t mean to be rude and apologize for any offense in advance, but I’m simply trying to express my feelings in the most mature way I feel I can on the internet.

            • Agent RB

              Lilith you and I have a lot to talk about, you just revealed to me everything I new about myself was a lie, I’m confused and bewildered, i need answers now…
              My mental helth depends on what you say next…

              RB

              • Lilith

                Lilith appears to walk out of a corridor of golden, immaculate light. She has returned to her usual visage and in her hands she holds the parchment traded for the fruit, but also a long, thin shape, wrapped in a fabric weaved from the night sky is held in her other hand. In addition, a small sack with two visible lumps hangs from her shoulder.
                “I’ve returned from Golden Land; from Eden, darlings. My Great Work is slowly grinding towards his conclusion.” She smiles at Noah.
                “Simply ask it of me, sweet baby, and it is yours.”

                • Agent RB

                  You know Lilith, that’s why I chose to make the pact through you…
                  Sure there are lots of beings willing to make a pact with me, but none of them could go to Eden, and what I wanted was only cultivated there.

                  Our deal is done yet you linger as if to taunt or torment me.
                  All I want of you, is to know who I am…

                  RB

                  • Lilith

                    Dear, you are who you am. You are Noah, washer of sins, bringer of the flood, lord of the blue, and savor of innocence. You are the child of Lilith, but you are not as I am. You are truly human, able to live and end, but you have truly inherited my animosity and ambition. I am truly sorry for your mortality, but the Crone tricked me, she gave me a child, but not one like I. But look at what you have become, you clawed your way through the underworld’s hierarchy and became shinigami.
                    I regret I could not be present during your mortal life, but if my enemies knew of your existence… But now you can clearly defend yourself.
                    You are Noah, child of mine, raiser of the ark, shinigami, and from here on out, whatever you do so desire.

          • Lilith

            Also I’ve never heard of coatlique until now, the snake thing is just an idea I’ve been wanting to do for a while now

      • Agent RB

        What do I need to know I beg thy Lilith why do you torment me? Please I need answers why Lilith please please please…

        RB

  • Agent RB

    12

    33.7550° N, 84.3900° W

    • Hatter

      No body cares about the Bank of America in Atlanta Georgia, Noah and anyway I don’t even understand why you gave me 33.7550° N, 84.3900° W as coordinates it doesn’t make sense to do so because I didn’t ask for them neither did anyone else

      • Agent RB

        33.7550° N, 84.3900° W

      • Agent RB

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        • Hatter

          Oh sorry Penelope but still not many people care about that bank

          • Agent RB

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            • Hatter

              Hey I am not a dolt and I did decipher the code but it just kept repeating the coordinates for a bank called the Bank of America in Atlanta Georgia so I will keep reminding you that 1. No one cares about banks. And 2. I usually have no idea what people are saying when they mention a monster of figurehead from a past religion

              • Agent RB

                33.7550° N, 84.3900° W

                • Hatter

                  I don’t care about that bank, and anyway you and Noah never explained why it was important so 0100011001110101011000110110101100100000011011000110100101110011011101000110010101101110011010010110111001100111001000000111010001101111001000000111100101101111011101010010000001110010011001010111000001100101011000010111010001100101011001000110110001111001001000000111001101100001011110010010000000110011001100110010111000110111001101010011010100110000101100000010000001001110001011000010000000111000001101000010111000110011001110010011000000110000101100000010000001010111

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                  • Agent RB

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                    • Hatter

                      Well you could have explained that in the first place

                    • Agent RB

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                    • Hatter

                      I don’t think that would be a good idea I don’t really like flying and plus I don’t smell that good due to my constant wearing of tweed and your being to far away for me to pick you up

                    • Agent RB

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                      Meow
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                    • Hatter

                      I’m afraid of heights ok Penelope I’m not going to do it but I can do this *drops Penelope after she jumped into the hatters hands and does the hat trick scooping up Penelope and jumping into the hat reappearing in the location the coordinates lead to* there Penelope you happy now?

                    • Agent RB

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                      Meow
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                    • Hatter

                      Hey I got you here didn’t i? Oh and yes I’m coming, btw it’s rude to refer to someone as a piece of fish droppings especially a bass turd

                    • Agent RB

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                    • Hatter

                      *does as he is told* ok now can you please explain why I just did that?

                    • Agent RB

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                    • Agent RB

                      Thank you hatter,
                      I was hope ing Penelope would hoax you into that

                      May I introduce my new friend Sehth greening from Sehth on De-@th

                      RB

                    • Hatter

                      Played like a harp by a creature without fingers funny, now what the underworld was I doing that for start talking or I will start trying to rearrange your hardware you bass turd of a cat/laptop

                    • Okay, I have no freaking idea what happened yesterday, but here is the deal. AS THE FIRST REAPER, NOAH OF ARK! I HEREBY STRIP YOU OF YOUR RANK, AND BANISH YOU TO THE PITS OF TATURUS FOR ALL OF ETERNITY! *The Reaper glows with a pale tint, and Noahs power of the Shinigami flows out of him. Penelope flys to me in Sickle form.* Either take your leave, or fall.

                    • Agent RB

                      Reaper you know as well as I do that my time is not yet up, Penelope flys back as well as the Shinigami energy…
                      I still have work to do, and so do you mr. Extra 400

                      RB

                  • Hatter

                    RB are you crazy you brought the very pleasant Seth greening’s reverse onto the SOS website that is the craziest thing you could ever do you might as well have brought Rettah with you guys as well, and he is the guy who came up with the jack in the box grenade,you are officially the craziest person on the site

                    • Agent RB

                      No hatter you brought him here,
                      I’ll let you take all te credit for that one…
                      Besides you’ll be thanking me when we all survive 🙂

                      RB

                    • Hatter

                      Let me repeat this Noah, omnium, quae sunt, et revertetur, et malum si subeatur Noe

  • Agent RB

    Oh hatter,
    Penelope was just my pawn in all of this as were you.
    Let me explain myself…
    My plan was to make a pact with the Verry force we are fighting.
    By doing that I squired the fruit wich I ate.
    But before that I gave Penelope her instructions.
    And Penelope have you yours.
    And everybody did what they were told.
    How perfect.
    By eating the fruit I was placed befor jug ment and before I was to be sentanced I escaped to one of G’s side projects…
    There I met Seth’s polar opposite Sehth of Sehth on De-@th.
    I proposed our worlds unite for one comin goal, not lose ing the final dual.

    And you just summoned him and I back here, thanks 🙂

    RB

    • Hatter

      Yup your crazy and I thought that it was actually a good thing that you were doing/going to do. “omnium, quae sunt, et revertetur, et malum si subeatur Noe” bye sehth.

      • Agent RB

        Nope, he’s still on cool down from that last portal spell, sending him back is a futial cause…
        Unless of course you want the universe to eat it self…

        RB

          • Agent RB

            Watch I’ll prove to you I’m not crazy.
            A crazy person woul get psychopath on the monstrometer…
            Watch I just got…
            Ooh, um
            I’m sure that a glitch, isn’t that app supposed to be really inacurate?
            I got a 98.9 0/0 for psychopath
            It’s definitely glitchy,
            Seth, you should fix that…

            RB

            • Hatter MT

              The Monstrometer is 99.98 percent reliable Noah it’s almost never wrong and your are almost definitely insane

              • Bluestar

                Actually it can be wrong it called me a zombie when im specifically a WW here are the signs i aint no zombie: i heal pretty quickly, zombies dont heal, i dont moan or groan i growl howl and yawn like a dog, id have pale grayish skin i have a perfectly healthy skin color for a white/asian person i run pretty fast i dont drag my feet slowly im pretty good at long jumping and climbing ZOMBIES CANT REALLY CLIMB THAT WELL

  • Fenrir Ulfangr

    You’re both crazy, beyond hope. You escaped nothing Noah only dug yourself in deeper. Something new is happening…

    • Agent RB

      I’ve dug nothing in fact there is no way this can go wrong, my plan will work you’ll see, everyone will see, but sadly I can’t see my own plan unfold, my eyes are lost, but I’ll be able to hear the screams of Apoclypse falling to my feet…
      And fenrir, something new is always happening, it’s called a liner time line…

      RB

  • Lilith

    So sorry, I was… hungry.

    • Fenrir Ulfangr

      Look I get it. But now my problems are doubled.
      Now I have the Dark Lord and this maniac to deal with.

      • Lilith

        “So sorry.” She glares at the parchment. “We got what we wanted out of it, thank you Noah,” she grins. “Come to me when you want to know the truth, Noah. It will all make sense in the end, darling.” The rubies she wears appear to grow brighter, in an almost menacing way.

        • Fenrir Ulfangr

          Did you do what I think you did? 😈

        • Agent RB

          Wait what truth, we had a deal no strings attached remember we both got what we wanted what truth are you talking about? This goes against the terms of our agreement!!!

          RB

          • Fenrir Ulfangr

            No you agreed to it, you just didn’t know it did you. You didn’t know what it would do.

            • Agent RB

              I wrote the Faust contact years before hand looking it over and at all clauses I’m not new at making pacts with the supernatural. Thee is no way I agreed to anything I didn’t want!!!

              RB

              • Fenrir Ulfangr

                You’re weak minded wrought to try to bargain, you don’t bargain you command.
                You are weak your only power is from your cunning, and you have to claw and connive even to hold on to that. You have nothing.

                • Agent RB

                  You can’t command a force of nature only appease it!!!
                  And that’s what I did, all I asked in return was a single bite of the fruit and I got that, and I paid dearly for it, no strings attached, my contract was perfect, I have trick countless deva into working for me for free, and I still got to keep my lifeforce …

                  RB

                  • Fenrir Ulfangr

                    I am Nature personified.
                    You should have known better, for to take of the fruit is de@th. You’ve lost any semblance of immortality you possessed.

                    • Agent RB

                      Oh I never was imortal to begin with, I just wasn’t allowed to pass as my duty was not yet relenquished. Besides even if I was it wouldn’t matter I escaped just before judgement, I cheated the all powerful G

                      RB

                    • Fenrir Ulfangr

                      You didn’t even come close the final judgment is still to come.

                    • Fenrir Ulfangr

                      Plus you’ve rendered yourself irrelevant. You don’t have a task to complete anymore. So go away now.

  • Lilith

    The truth, sweet baby, is totally unrelated to the deal, my dear.

    • Agent RB

      Ive seen the past present and future!
      What is it I don’t know?!?

      RB

      • Fenrir Ulfangr

        How about everything, the past present and future are all always changing fool.

        • Agent RB

          But the time and form of the passing does not, it is written on the master list, and that is what I see…

          RB

          • Lilith

            Why is it you can call the storm, Noah? How is it that you are a being so driven that you will not stop, that you will never stop?
            You’re parentage is not what you believe. I made a deal with Hecate, the Crone. She gave me a child, taking one of my lives, an aspect. Lilith, the Storm, was copyed and painted over, into a child. I tampered with a family’s memories and left them to raise the child, I always watched from afar, though… Always there for him…

            • Fenrir Iceborn

              Oohhhhhhhhhhh I like where this is going. A deal with the lady of twilight, hmmm liltu perhaps you’re smarter than I thought.
              But there is something else now.

              I send the Swarm, I send the Horde, I send my Scourge, I send my Sword.

            • Agent RB

              See that’s where your question becomes invalid, I don’t call the storm, nobody can control the weather not even I Lilith, I simply am the storm…
              And like a storm neither man nor immortal can stop me, it’s a fundamental pro portray that’s been bestowed upon me by my simple being here.

              I’m not a fan of puppeteers,
              but I’ve a nagging fear
              someone else is pulling on the strings

              Something terrible is going down
              through the entire town!
              wreaking anarchy and all it brings

              [Chorus]
              I can’t sit idly,
              no I can’t move at all!
              I curse the name
              the one behind it all

              Discord, I’m howling at the moon,
              And sleeping in the middle
              of a summer afternoon

              Discord, whatever did we do
              to make you take our world away?

              Discord, are we your prey alone?
              Or are we just a stepping stone
              for taking back the throne?

              Discord, we won’t take it any more,
              so take your tyranny away!

              (Disco-o-oo-o-oo-ooo-oo-rd) x2

              I’m fine with changing status quo
              but not in letting go
              now the world is being torn apart

              A terrible catastrophe
              played by your symphony
              what a terrifying work of art

              [Chorus]
              I can’t sit idly
              no, I can’t move at all
              I curse the name
              the one behind it all

              Discord, I’m howling at the moon,
              And sleeping in the middle
              of a summer afternoon

              Discord, whatever did we do
              to make you take our world away?

              Discord, are we your prey alone
              or are we just a stepping stone
              for taking back the throne

              Discord, we won’t take it any more,
              so take your tyranny away!

              (Disco-o-oo-o-oo-ooo-oo-rd)x8

              Discord, I’m howling at the moon,
              And sleeping in the middle
              of a summer afternoon

              Discord, whatever did we do
              to make you take our world away?

              Discord, are we your prey alone
              or are we just a stepping stone
              for taking back the throne

              Discord, we won’t take it any more,
              so take your tyranny away!

              RB

            • Agent RB

              See that’s where your question becomes invalid, I don’t call the storm, nobody can control the weather not even I Lilith, I simply am the storm…
              And like a storm neither man nor immortal can stop me, it’s a fundamental pro portray that’s been bestowed upon me by my simple being here.
              How is it can be your child…
              It it’s hurting…
              THE PAIN!!!
              *rbs head pounds with psionic energy and he screams with that of a different voice*
              *a storm manifests above and lightning fills the void in his eye sockets*

              RB

              • Mr. Mutt

                *the clouds split and I appear out of the shadows* no one can control the weather? I disagree.

                • Agent RB

                  That wasn’t control, that was conforming…
                  I’ll let you think on that…

                  RB

                  • Mr. Mutt

                    If something conforms to my desires what is the difference between that and control? There is none.

                    • Agent RB

                      Oh the clouds are not doing the conforming…

                      RB

                    • Mr. Mutt

                      *the clouds begin to swirl into a funnel cloud* oh really?

                    • Agent RB

                      Oh yes…
                      Realy…
                      *reveals it self to be a swarm of lightning lotus*

                      Take your bugs somewhere else please 🙂

                      RB

                    • Mr. Mutt

                      *Waves hand and the bugs fall to the ground slain* I think I’ll leave them here

                    • Agent RB

                      I can feel their screams their pain their Verry lives slipping away. You know the problem with geno. –cide like that?
                      We can’t reap them all, so now they will in torment, forever…
                      Thanks 🙂

                      RB

                    • Mr. Mutt

                      *i raise an eyebrow and survey you with a look of contempt* don’t ever presume to be able to get to me you insignificant little reaper.

                    • Agent RB

                      I am Noah son of Lilith…
                      I can see into you feel you “pass”
                      I replay your d-day for my enjoyment…
                      I can get to you if I wanted to…
                      Only, your not worth my time…
                      I was only state ing a fact…

                      RB

                    • Mr. Mutt

                      *my eyes narrow* you are nothing. Your just the same as the rest of my enemies. The only differences between all of you, is the size of your ego’s

                    • Agent RB

                      Your one to talk about egos mutt…
                      I’m in the business of making deals not enemies you’d do well to remember that.
                      I seek only peace, but everyone here is trying to stop me…
                      Am I truly the evil one?

                      RB

          • Fenrir Iceborn

            Haha Noah you’re playing with the big boys now…

            • Agent RB

              Playing with the Big Boys Lyrics
              by Steve Martin / Martin Short. From Prince of Egypt.

              Download “Playing with the Bi…” Ringtone

              Hotep and Huy
              By the power of Ra…
              Mut…Nut…Khnum…Ptah…
              Nephthys…Nekhbet…Sobek…Sekhment…
              Sokar…Selket…Reshpu…Wadjet…
              Anubis…Anukis…
              Seshmu…Meshkent…Hemsut…Tefnut…
              Heket…Mafdet…
              Ra…Mut…Nut…Ptah…
              Hemsut…Tefnut…Sokar…Selket…
              Seshmu…Reshpu…Sobek…Wadjet…
              Heket…Mafdet…Nephthys…Nekhbet…Ra…

              So you think you’ve got friends in high places
              With the power to put us on the run
              Well, forgive us these smiles on our faces
              You’ll know what power is when we are done
              Son…

              You’re playing with the big boys now
              Playing with the big boys now
              Ev’ry spell and gesture
              Tells you who’s the best, you’re
              Playing with the big boys now

              You’re playing with the big boys now
              You’re playing with the big boys now
              Stop this foolish mission
              Watch a true magician
              Give an exhibition how
              Pick up your silly twig, boy
              You’re playing with the big boys now!

              [Egyptian Priests]
              By the power of Ra
              Mut, Nut, Khnum, Ptah
              Sobek, Sekhmet, Sokar, Selket
              Anumbis, Anukis
              Hemsut, Tefnut, Meshkent, Mafdet…

              [Hotep and Huy]
              You’re playing with the big boys now
              You’re playing with the big boys now
              By the might of Horus
              You will kneel before us
              Kneel to our splendorous power…
              You put up a front
              You put up a fight
              And just to show we feel no spite
              You can be our acolyte
              But first, boy, it’s time to bow
              (Kowtow!)
              Or it’s your own grave you’ll dig, boy
              You’re playing with the big boys now
              Playing with the big boys
              Now!

              RB

  • Fenrir Iceborn

    I hate binary code.

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