A new video by long time friend to survivors everywhere, Alex reveals his current situation is precarious. He appears to be trapped inside a containment facility with a stoney opponent and no exit and no explanation how he got there.
Alex sent an email with this link last night and asked me to use it to warn other survivors. I’ve watched it and it is as the title suggests a valuable lesson about the very real dangers of blinking…
Lest your face be turning blue holding your breath – or even if it isn’t – they’re finally here! All 13 episodes of “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine, proving yet again that once in a blue moon Graham and I can actually get our act together. Sort of.
Quick re-cap for those of you who missed it. Last summer, a survivor and suspected lycanthrope named Louis Pine contacted SOS for supernatural help and advice. Many of you pitched in and then I took to the road to meet him, the longest pizza delivery in history. These videos are the result…
“My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine
My name is Louis Pine and I think I’m a genetic werewolf on my dad’s side. Unfortunately nobody believes me. That’s why I made these videos, to prove it.
Play all 13 episodes in order! (this Playlist only works on a Mac or PC. If you have an iPad, iPod Touch or iPhone then please watch individual episodes below)
Episode 01 – Crib Notes:
After a hard day of lycanthropy testing, Mauricio and I go check out an old werewolf crib in the woods.
Episode 02 – Were’s Mauricio?:
Looks like I’m not the only lycanthrope here. All I’m saying is Mauricio should not have wandered off alone.
Episode 03 – Werewolf Intervention:
It’s an old fashioned werewolf intervention, complete with colloidal silver (I made it myself) and sterile bandages. Unfortunately my neighbor Sydney wants to help.
Episode 04 – The First 48:
Acquired or bitten lycanthropy can be cured in the first 48 hours post-bite, any genetic lycanthrope knows that. Now if I can just convince Mauricio before it’s too late.
Episode 05 – Stage Two:
Great. Mauricio’s still mad at me even though I cured him and now Sydney wants to be my keeper. What next? Oh yeah, the full moon is coming…
Episode 06 – Cribbing:
Full moon fever, Part I.
Episode 07 – Keep On Keeping On:
Hey! It’s that guy from the Internet, Seth On Survival. Turns out he was reading my messages too.**
**Uh yeah Louis, think the email seth@sethonsurvival might have been a clue?
Episode 08 – Were Dad?
My mom is pretty mad at me for staying out all night.
Episode 09 – Uncle Lincoln
My mom called in my dad’s identical twin brother Uncle Lincoln to straighten me out. Yeesh. What is that thing he gave me????
Episode 10 – The Cure
Well it’s official. The results are in and I am cured.
Episode 11 – Dragon Moon Part I
Did I tell you there’s no such thing as a Dragon Moon? See for yourself.
Episode 12 – Dragon Moon Part II
AAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfgggggghhhhhfffff. Nuff said.
Episode 13 – Dragon Moon Part III
Is that really me? And what happened to Sydney?
That’s all the videos that I’ve got right now. Thanks to Louis for contacting survival with his story and for sharing the result.
And big thanks to everyone here who just keeps on creeping on with SOS, offering your help and advice and your awesome stories. You make survival possible. Thank you.
Seth
Happy St. Paddy’s Day Survivors!
Ever wonder what happened to Survivor Sheryl, who told her chilling St. Patrick’s Day story last year? Well me too. I never did hear back…
That’s a sombre reminder of the dangers we all face today, St. Patrick’s Day, the height of global leprechaun activity worldwide. Today of all days, be sure to remove any and all gold jewelry, hang onto your pants, and arm yourself with a four-leaf clover, preferably two. Or like Sheryl, you could end up with a leprechaun lose in your closet:
SETH! I URGENTLY NEED YOUR HELP, LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!
So here is what happened: I’m walking out of a store on 5th Avenue earlier when I dropped a gold earring. This weird little guy with a funny accent mumbling about gold picks it up and not only won’t give it back but he totally follows me home like right into my apartment and won’t leave! It is crazy! About ten minutes ago he made a beeline for my designer shoe collection- it was freaky- he whips out this little cloth from his freaky little green britches and starts polishing my favourite open-toed slingbacks!
I managed to shut the door and lock it but I have absolutely no idea how to get him out of my house!
At present the little runt is working his way through my shoes- he has an uncanny knowledge of designer footwear- and luckily I have a LOT of shoes- but he is bound to want to get out and start pestering me about his gold again!
Help me Seth! What do I do??? How do you get a leprechaun out of your apartment!!?! I’ve attached a video in case that helps…
Well Sheryl, you might not want to hear this but the ancients considered RETREAT a form of bravery. A minor form to be sure, but bravery is bravery. Buggering off and running away is living to fight another day. As March turns to April, the Leprechauns concentrate instead on hiding the spoils of March at the ends of rainbows so they can mellow in the sunshine with everybody else.
Do you have a friend you can stay with? Maybe a tall one who you know is safe?
Above all DO NOT try to retrieve your shoes or pants. You might think an industrious Leprechaun would turn to selling speed enchants on your sneakers but in the majority of cases they leave a magic residue that will kill you or make your feet stink or both.
And that’s all I told her. And then I never heard back. Was I too vague? Did she just get too busy surviving to check in? I guess I’ll never know. Anyway if you’re out there Sheryl thanks for sending in this video and thanks for keeping on wherever you are.
Seth
Hail Survivors!
I just received a disturbing and urgent email warning from survivor and long time friend of the site Shewolf. She had this warning that she wanted me to pass on so here it is.
Area 51 Is planning something BIG! you’ve got to notify everyone! Something very bad is going to happen to all of us! When I last talked to you I was in critical condition and fading out. They took me and help me captive for a very long time. They managed to harness energy from supernatural creatures. All of us. They took DNA samples. Blood samples. Bone marrow you name it! They observe behavioral acts and closely watched for weaknesses and strengths. I dont know what they are doing but if we don’t act soon they are going to end all of us. Seth you’ve got to tell the others. Very bad things are about to happen.
So if you notice anything unusual or any strange A51 activity then please let everyone know by posting on the comments below.
Be careful and keep on keeping on.
Seth
Hail Survivors,
I recently received an email from friend to the site and survivors everywhere, Mr. Mutt, in which he alerted me about a very important event. See this excerpt from the email below:
At 18:37 Jan. 27 there was a massive explosion on the suns surface. This produced a lovely aurora borealis for all to enjoy but it also produced this writeting in the polar ice caps:
Nos exuret tu ater dracones, signatum, solis dracones.
Translated it means “we will burn you black dragons, signed, the dragons of the sun.
In Greek mythology two of these dragons pulled the chariot of Medea an infamous anti-survivalist. It appears that they have decided that 2012 is going to be the year of the sun dragons. They’ve already proved their disregaurd for human life by sending the solar flare with it’s dangerous radiation towards earth, however it appears no one informed them we have an electromagnetic field that keeps most dangerous radiation out of the atmosphere.
So what does this mean? Will there be a dragon civil war? Is this what the Myans knew was comeing? How will this affect the stock market?
Mutt Out.
Very important information indeed and excellent questions. Does this presage the end of the world as we know it as foretold by the Mayans? Will this spell havoc for Facebook’s long anticipated IPO? Does this mean that I should stock up on sunscreen?
Share your thoughts in the comments section and keep on keeping on.
Seth
P.S. Thanks to Mr. Mutt for sending this in and alerting us all to this important news. If you have supernatural survival related news or information be sure to send it in!
Hail Survivors,
Friends of the site and survivors everywhere, Pauzzis97, has just raised a very interesting point, can having braces on your teeth prevent a werewolf from transforming? Are braces a tool used by worried parents to prevent kids from wolfing out?
Her question really got me thinking and it occurred to me that I don’t know the answer to that one. So I am putting it out to all of you. Please vote in the poll below with your answer and I’ll put the result into the next update of The Monstrometer. If you have additional information or comments then please leave a comment in the comment section below.
Loading ...While I was thinking about this I realized that Louis Pine has braces. Could that be the reason he didn’t transform? Take a look at the video and let me know what you think. In the meantime I am going to be looking for a werewolf orthodontist to ask.
More of Louis’ videos are coming soon.
Thanks for the amazing insight Pauzzis!
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
