Lost and Found: Ancient Cell Phone But Does It Belong to An Alien?
Aliens and time travellers rush to claim this ancient cell phone allegedly unearthed in Austria by archaeologists this week but none yet know the correct cuneiform number to claim it.
The cellphone allegedly appeared in Fuschl am See, in Salzburg, Austria. Researchers who unearthed the […]
Sweet sweater armour tips from real Yule Cat survivor Shawn
SOS on Seasonal Survival, a reminder from Yule Cat survivor Shawn here, prepare to face the next holiday horror, that feline demon, the dread Icelandic Yule Cat.
Luckily old Jólakötturinn is just the third toughest seasonal spirit you will need to fight after Krampus and […]
Five Supernaturally Simple Dos to Keep Away the Krampii
Sure, defending against dark spirits like Krampus is a little more complicated than swapping your sweater to foil that crazy Icelandic Yule Cat but it’s not as hard as Hollywood makes it out to be and you probably don’t need any heavy artillery.
(Unless we’re talking […]
Dos and Don’ts For Krampus Survival
Krampus, the second most feared spirit of the season is officially on the loose tonight and sure to be roaming a street near you. Don’t be dragged to the depths of despair by this creepy Christmas cryptid, read and prepare your survival plan today.
An SOS red and green […]
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Fight Wish Waste 4 Wish Winning Ways
With falling star season upon us again, star wishers wonder what’s the winningest way to pin your wish on 60 to 100 stars per hour as they fall like fireworks from the sky all around you?
Don’t let the Season of the Wish pass you by. Be it the Geminids in […]
Canadian City Fears Friday the 13 As Unlucky Number Returns
Vancouver city residents in fear today as a planned reversal of Friday the 13 preparedness planning brings back unlucky numbers including the number 13 to all city buildings — just in time for Friday the 13.
“We’re just putting a normal mathematical sequence back into building design,” says […]
Real Ghost Soldiers Speak About Spectral War
Have you met the real Ghost Soldiers of World War II? Yes, it’s that time of year, at least around here in the Northern Hemisphere when the ghosts will roam, each with a spooky story to moan.
Some, like the real Ghost Soldiers of World War II come complete with […]
Good Disguise Your First line of Supernatural Self Defense on Halloween
I said it a million times and I’ll say it again this year —->> on Halloween a good disguise is not just your ticket to a holy haul of candy, it’s your first line of supernatural self-defence on this most supernatural of nights.
Lessons from London Tower for your Halloween kit
Halloween heads up from UK survivor this week, Agent RB, your All Hallows plan must go far beyond – and far below! – that effective weather-proof disguise and colossal candy collection contraption!
Indeed, if your checklist doesn’t include a detailed inspection of your first line diabolical defences, no amount of zombie makeup or stale chocolate […]