The new long-awaited update to the Monstrometer is finally here. See below for a tease of the new features.
Thanks for keeping on keeping on!
Get it on the App Store! https://itunes.apple.com/app/monstrometer/id335896676
New features and a redesigned interface to help you keep on keeping on.
Now a universal app for iPad, iPhone and iPod Touch – Optimized for 4″ […]
In response to repeated gentle and polite requests from friend of the site, legendary survivor and Hybrid Mr. Mutt… I present to you… the preliminary page for Hybrids!… Ta da!
Now normally I don’t like to put things up unless I feel I can present the information with some completeness but due […]
Do you have a demon? Don’t despair! There is hope. SOS […]
(SOS/ASAP/WTF) A controversial former UFO denier is finally coming clean. This retired Air Force Colonel, Richard French, finally admits his involvement in shooting down a UFO in Roswell, New Mexico.
But many aliens, including offended UFO pilots, are shooting down his story.
Man confesses to bringing down Roswell UFO with EMP. But is he talking trash?
It’s a well-known fact more new werewolves will experience their first transformation under it than any other month of the year. Very appropriate considering it’s the Dog Days first brought the new Survivor of the Month. See if you can guess who it is:
1. This survivor’s improvised weapon of […]
YOU MAY BE DEALING WITH AN ANGEL!
Angels, mistaken for paragons of peace and love by confused humans everywhere, have actually been waging a terrible, bloody war with each other for around 4.5 BILLION years. During this time, virtually every angel has been recruited to one side or another thus blurring any distinction between […]
The good news is that if you’re not a king, queen, prince, principal, state official or school administrator, you likely have nothing to fear from witches.
UNLESS – you are destined to become a king, queen, prince, principal, state official or school administrator. In witch case, feel free to fear witches!
But if your destiny does not […]
MERMONSTER OR MERMAID
Trust me on this, true Mermish are not your maid! Behind those perky shells and streaming hair is a powerful aquatic being.
But with a few common sense rules you can minimize the threat posed to you by the mermish ie: mermaids and mermen, enchanted nymphs and naiads and assorted […]
YOU MAY BE DEALING WITH A PSYCHOPATH
Psychopaths are terminally shallow, self-interested and self-gratifying. Dealing with psychopaths is never easy but here are some tips you can try:
1. Never show fear. They like it. Unless your psychopath is also a confirmed cannibal, in which case see: DANGER – YOU MAY BE DEALING WITH A CANNIBAL.
2. Snap […]
YOU MAY BE DEALING WITH SASQUATCH OR BIGFOOT!
Sasquatch or Bigfoot is not publicity hungry like ghosts or demons. That’s why you don’t see them very often, their mamas don’t raise fools. If you do encounter a lost bigfoot, please remember:
1. If you must take photos or video, be sensitive. He or she probably remembers the frontier […]