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MALLOCALYPSE BFZ SURVIVAL TIPS
Batten the hatches Survivors, it’s Black Friday. Are you ready for the Mallies?
If not, it’s not too late… yet. But it will be soon so don’t delay. Review these seasonal BFZ survival tips today! Your Black Friday survival is virtually guaranteed, 99.98%*.
Black Friday Zombies
Know The Mally
Often referred to as a BFZ […]
Fight Wish Waste 4 Wish Winning Ways
With falling star season upon us again, star wishers wonder what’s the winningest way to pin your wish on 60 to 100 stars per hour as they fall like fireworks from the sky all around you?
Don’t let the Season of the Wish pass you by. Be it the Geminids in […]
Cannibal critics say celebrity salami is grisly and gross!
Cannibal meat company Bitelabs defends its line celebrity sausages made from celebs like Kanye West and Jennifer Lawrence as a form of ethical meat to be celebrated and savoured by all, but critics continue to call it a faux food replacement product, and much less tasty than the stars themselves.
Cannibals selling meat […]
Canadian City Fears Friday the 13 As Unlucky Number Returns
Vancouver city residents in fear today as a planned reversal of Friday the 13 preparedness planning brings back unlucky numbers including the number 13 to all city buildings — just in time for Friday the 13.
“We’re just putting a normal mathematical sequence back into building design,” says […]
Real Ghost Soldiers Speak About Spectral War
Have you met the real Ghost Soldiers of World War II? Yes, it’s that time of year, at least around here in the Northern Hemisphere when the ghosts will roam, each with a spooky story to moan.
Some, like the real Ghost Soldiers of World War II come complete with […]