New personal portable wormhole that fits in your suitcase to terminate time tourism turbulence?
A team of three physicists from Barcelona, Spain unveiled the first functional portable wormhole generator to cheers from survivors of another turbulent time travel season but big boos from the time travel agents who depend on them.
Personal portable wormholes put time travel agencies out of business?
Science and psychopaths expose yawning flaw in new yawn test
A new test to reveal potential psychos by yawning in their faces to see if they yawn back is welcome news to both survivors and psychopaths this week, who reveal the real yawning flaw.
Out potential psychopaths with a yawn test
When a Baylor University study showed how potential […]
California scientist’s colony of real Yakon aliens that breathe boulders and eat energy.
Scientist Kenneth Nealson publicly admits to raising a colony of real-life energy-eating, rock-breathing aliens, ignoring the obvious danger to all life here on Earth.
Kenneth Nealson raising real-life Yakon aliens in Southern California
Professor Kenneth Nealson of University of Southern […]
WHO WOULD KNOW A WENDIGO?
Would you know a wendigo? And if so should you stay or should you go?
Here at SOS we have received repeated requests to add the Wendigo or Windigo to the list of monsters detectable by The Monstrometer. And it’s not that we don’t want to add this terrifying, shifty, flesh-eating […]
South Carolina town happy to see him but has Lizard Man reverted to his former feral ways?
As Bishopville officials celebrate the return of their beloved Lizard Man this week after his unexplained ten year absence from the community, local historians urge a return to caution.
“Until we know what happened to Lizard Man during his long absence, we can’t assume he […]
Hitchy’s Crash Course in Humanity Stalls In Philadelphia With Brutal Lesson
Hitchy the Hitchbot’s trek to the heart of humanity on the side of the highway stalled when Philadelphia turned out to be less than the city of cyberlove.
Hitchbot in Philadelphia before the humans got him.
Hithbot, you will no doubt recall, is the little hitchhiking robot who set […]
Human Doug Fitzimmons lashed out against the robot hotel that refused to rent him a room in an angry video unleashed this week.
Robot Hotel turns away human
“First the robot desk clerk lady tells me they don’t have any rooms, next thing you know this mechanical dinosaur walks in and suddenly they have one,” rages Doug […]