USA Announces New Nanobots Tiny Homo Chippiens
Scientists, funded by the US Department of Defense and National Institutes of Health, are creating fully functioning human bodies on a chip, it has been announced this week, bringing the reality of human microbots one to your home.
Homo Chippiens are coming!
Led by Harvard University, scientists have succeeded in […]
EXPECT PSYCHO STALKER SQUALL
(SOS/ASAP/WTF) Get out of bed if you dare today, it’s the most most dread day of the year… you know… Valentine’s Day. I mean Friday the 13th. Part V.
Of course I don’t mean part five of one of my favourite movie franchises, which would in fact be scary […]
SHE NEEDED MY iRobot SuckCut™
Robot lawyers defending the hooverbot who attacked a woman in South Korea this week, say their case to the Google A.I. Ethics Commity will prove the little iRobot was trying to help the owner on a bad hair day with its unique hair styling talent.
Woman Survives Hairy Robot Attack In South Korea
WHAT REALLY GOES DOWN WHEN THE DOUBLE DAY DAWNS
Whether you call them clones, evil twins or something more gangsta like doppelganger, this is the day to avoid – or do I mean face? them. Doppleganger Day is the result of a rigorous scientific calculation to determine the day of most double danger for you. So […]
Heads up survivors it’s Groundhog Day, the groundhogs have come and gone it’s safe to come out and face the day without fear of being trapped in a terrible Groundhog Day Curse as in stuck forever in your most dreaded day!
Don’t Look at the G-hog! A Time Traveler Trick or Witches At […]