What About The Reindeer?
Santa sightings from around the world flooding NORAD’s Santa hotline today all with the same news – Santa has upgraded to an ultra high-tech sleigh that appears to missing one very obvious feature – his trusty reindeer team. What happened to Rudolph and his crew?
Sketch of Santa’s New Sleigh
O Wishful Night
As the Geminids light up the night sky this week, you like me may be preparing your wish for what is arguably the wishfullest night of the wish calendar year – December 24.
Get Your One Wish Ready
(And no I’m not talking about Santa Claus. Not after that nasty letter he sent me about our Krampusnacht coverage […]
Missile-toe Drone Self Defense
By Baldur, just when you thought you had all your seasonal survival bases covered, from that tactically tacky sweater to ward off the dread Yule Cat to a traditional tasty tree to deal with supernaturally sad spirits, some saucy cyborg corp has to go and put the missile back into […]
You still shopping for a perfect seasonal gift for that special supernatural someone in your life? Look no further than Craigslist where this bewitching grandma is looking to unload her haunted sword.
Grandma selling haunted sword from the 1700s.
The sword auction creating a supernatural storm appeared on Craigslist last week. The grandmother in question states that she […]
The Case of the Grinchscaping Goons
Hang onto you holiday tree, the season of the Grinch is officially underway, with new reports of missing trees and mistletoe already but one unusually gregarious Grinch from Orlando is denying his guilt — only to point one long green finger at an unexpected suspect.
Sasquatches deny Orlando Grinch’s claims.
PROS AND CONS OF ADOPTING A CYBORG CHEETAH
As Cyber Monday brings annual reports on the global adoption of cyborg rescue animals, one cyborg pet rescuer urges you to stop and think before adopting one of the new cyborg cheetahs from your local cyborg pet shelter.
Cyborg Pet Rescue reports record numbers of cyborg cheetahs with broken limbs […]