Whew well that was another week survived, this one despite the open zompire grave in Poland puzzling the world with questions like, how did the zombies infect the first Polish vampires anyway? Not to mention my ongoing hunt for the shady shadow hunters Sue and Tim to locate the spectrum jewel they wield and…. what else?
Another zompire grave discovered in Poland by a vampire archaeologist this week proves Poland was zompire ground zero, even while raising the possibility of a fresh zompire outbreak in that country.
SOS warning, the information contained in this report may be disturbing to both vampires and zombies. Read on at your discretion. And please remember, I’m just the […]
As a pair of shadow hunters with the unlikely names of Tim and Sue seize supernatural headlines around the world with their ability to expose and capture the shadow shifters hiding among us, supernatural survivologists express concern.
What is their secret? And how will they contain the shadowy shifters they expose? Are they really waging a shadow […]
Finally a nice quiet week of survival… knock on wood…
Must be summer in the Northern Hemisphere. Apart from the impending demon wolf resurrection oh and that little demigod fight that broke out over London today, things have been pretty quiet, supernaturally speaking.
Demigods Caught Fighting on Video
It gives me a chance to catch up on […]
As the bones of legendary demon wolf Black Shuck were uncovered by archaelogists this week, how will the shadowy Werewolves of Bungay protest this desecration of his holy bones?
Bones of legendary demon wolf exposed.
Archaeologists uncovered massive 7 foot long wolf bones that had been ceremonially buried at a church in Suffolk, England this week, and […]
Remember Chaos Alpha Cuz He Likely Remembers You:
Son of Chaos and Nyx, Defender of the Throne of Creation, Alpha of the Chaotica Wolves, Assassin for Peace, now receives his fifth greatest honour, SOS Survivor of the Month…
1. Chaos has been keeping on here, lurking in the shadows of SOS for approximately 6,480 hours […]
Who will it be?
Well thanks to an urgent message from Agent RB on this Dragon Moon of the Killer Robots, we prepare to announce once again a Survivor of the Month here at SOS.
Now I don’t know if it was the flurry of Four Million Moon prizes or the SOTM curse, but there was […]
As the world discusses how best to fight killer robots this week, one rogue robot is taking matters into his own hands – or at least his servo-mechanical claws.
Robot fighting killer robots.
A robot named Dave has been spotted busting robots, cyborgs and any other autonomous devices that he suspects may be harbouring killer code.
Thanks for keeping on with SOS.
With half the world off dealing with the mummies today, I’ve erected a full hieroglyphic barrier and hope to spend some time doing what I normally do for This Week In Survival – that is, figure out what the heck happened around here and who survived and how and why…
Well it’s Mummy Day again, that one day of the year when mere mummies around the globe are released from their slavery to the gods to roam free on the surface for 24 hours.
Mummy Day can be dangerous for everyone.
Yes, Mummy Day, the most dangerous day of the year, after the Winter Solstice and Kiss […]