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Witches Say High School Triangle Food Ban Cruel to Leprechauns

March 25, 2013 By Seth Leave a Comment

A mysterious ban on triangular foods at an English high school has outraged the school’s population of both witches and leprechauns.

Witches and leprechauns in a tangle over triangle
Witches and leprechauns in a tangle over triangle

Castle View School says they have outlawed foods prepared in a triangle shape for health and safety reasons after a recent food fight injury to a boy’s eye, but the Young Witches Association claims this is just a deliberate attempt to persecute both witches and leprechauns.

“How can you ban a triangle? It’s just cruel! They know how important that shape is to both us witches and leprechauns, because of the number three,” writes Hester Albina Campesina in an email.

Hester adds that leprechauns in particular are affected this month, as many of them are required to follow a strict all-triangle food diet for the month of March.

“How many leprechauns will starve to death this week alone?”

Castle View School says that triangle-shaped foods will be replaced by square foods from now on. Which Hester insists is unacceptable.

“For many of us, including leprechauns, the Trinity is sacred. Why do you think we grant three wishes? Why do you think leprechauns fear four leaf clovers?  Leprechaun technology depends on triangular prismatic chips. And I picked this school exactly because of its triangle tolerance policy. Well that and the flapjacks are really delicious.”

High School catering staffers say that leprechauns and witches are free to take a sharp knife or otherwise pointy object and use it to make two triangles out of the newer, safer square foods if they so desire.

“But the ban on triangular flapjacks remains.”

Hester the witch has so far been unavailable to respond to his comment.

On the bright side, the triangle tangle has brought together two groups normally at odds with each other and that’s something to celebrate, especially this month when witches spend so much time teasing leprechauns with fake straw-to-gold spells.

 

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Update: Check out the new and improved SOS Server!

March 23, 2013 By Seth 19 Comments

New SOS ServerThe first way that you will be able to tell that you are on the new site is that you are reading this article!

Finally! The moment that we have all been waiting for. SOS is now on a shiny new and improved and much faster server. It was a lot of work to move it over. Quite frankly I am exhausted from watching Graham do it.

The site is still not as fast as I would like it to be and there is much work to be done but it is a LOT better than it was just a few hours ago.

The second way that you will be able to tell that you are on the new site is that there will be some missing posts and some lives saved missing and maybe a few other things for a while until we get it all moved over from the old site. It is also possible that a number of things may be broken or not working right yet and we will do our best to get them fixed up.

The best way to let us know if something is broken or missing is probably to leave a comment below but you can also email me: seth@sethonsurvival.com if the comments are not working.

This is only parts one and two of a giant 3 part make over that we are giving the site.

  • First we updated all of the software that the site runs on to the latest and greatest and fastest where possible.
  • Then we moved the site over to a new much better server.
  • And finally the last part, which is yet to come, we are going to give the site a new hair cut. Well figuratively speaking of course. What the next step actually is is a bit of a redesign of the way the site looks but with the added advantage of cutting several seconds off of the page load times and making the site both look better and be more compatible with and load waaaaaay faster on a a whole range of devices and browsers.

There still is the problem of the werewolves page. Comments are back up and running on that page but the software that the site is built on is just not really up to handling nearly 30,000 comments on one page soooooo. We need to do something about that. I am hoping to either archive say the first 20,000 – 25,000 or so comments somewhere and remove them from the werewolves page but I am not really sure how to do that within the confines of my mere mortal lifespan so I am trying to find a way to do it in an automated way.

After we are done all that then I am putting Graham back to work helping me get our new project out to you and then following that we have a big overhaul of the Monstrometer app which will finally add native iPad support and will support the long screens on the new iPod Touch and iPhone 5. Exciting!

Thank you all so much for your patience and keeping on keeping on with Seth On Survival. There is much more work to be done but today was a big day here at Survival HQ.

Seth

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Leprechauns On the Loose

March 17, 2013 By Seth 10 Comments

Void chipmunks eat 4 leaf clovers and servers!

The Leprechauns are on the loose and this year they have gold fever searching for Forrest Fenn’s gold. They’re zipping around on their rainbows out here on the Santa Fe trail, I just know it. Lucky for me I’ve got my green socks and my four leaf clover to keep them away, but that won’t stop them beating me to the treasure.

Worse yet, in my absence, the void chipmunks have completely escaped the salami traps and now they are snacking on the server! Please be patient with the site as Graham and I continue to fix the problem. By the next full moon, SOS will be 99.98% better than ever.

Keep on keeping on and Happy St. Paddy to all!

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This Week In Survival March 15, 2013

March 15, 2013 By Seth 5 Comments

Well I still haven’t found any leprechaun treasure thanks to Forrest Fenn’s obscure poetry but I did find some nice pottery. Who knew they were fans of Survival? I may never leave. Except there’s only two more days to find the treasure before St. Paddy’s Day when every Leprechaun and his dog will be rainbowing around in

No treasure yet but better! Pueblo Pottery made by Survivors!

search of it too.

Oh well. The main thing is we survived another week! Sort of. PLEASE NOTE THIS WEEK IN SURVIVAL IS IN A SUSPENDED STATE WHILE GRAHAM AND I FIX THE VOID CHIPMUNK SERVER PROBLEM WE HAVE ALL BEEN HAVING ONCE AND FOR ALL.

THANKS FOR YOUR PATIENCE. 

Meanwhile check out….

*Lycanprotector is on the howl. Howl the heck is he anyway? 

*Scarfur checking in at school. I’m no psychic but is that an A-51 weekend in his future?

*Is it possible that Posibilities overhowled? What’s going on?  Is she suffering from gold fever too?

*SOS update from a new WW ?wolf. What kind of a wolf is she? Why does she go much faster at night?

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Celebrate Pi Day Have Cherry Pie With Your Favorite Ghost Today

March 14, 2013 By Seth 4 Comments

Hooray it’s Pi Day, March 14  or 03.14! If you like me are on the Leprechaun treasure trail today be sure and take a break at 3:14 to celebrate Pi Day.

On Pi Day have cherry pie with a ghost at 3:14 exactly.

Traditional Pi Day celebrations have always involved eating a tasty triangle of pie with a friend. And thanks to an astonishing discovery last year about the effect of cherry pie on ghosts, why not have some cherry pie with your favourite ghost today at exactly 3:14?

I intended to use the power of Pi Day and cherry pie to get a ghost gabbing about the location Forrest Fenn’s Treasure.

To review: My biggest problem right now is this. To which of the nine pueblos or houses of Brown, does the poem refer? Assuming that it does indeed refer to pueblos?

(My other biggest problem of course is how to stop Forrest Fenn and Zyboragon from discovering it with me, since both have expressed an interest in NOT sharing. If a leprechaun, a human and a dragon fight over a treasure who wins? But more of that later.)

First things first. If I am going to get to this treasure before St. Paddy’s Day, it was time to chat with some Northern Indian ghosts on Pi Day.

So when they came sniffing around for cherry pie at 3:14 I was ready. Sure, it didn’t look EXACTLY like the pie in this photo, it was more of a bush pie on a stick. But it was hot and ready at 3:14 and sure enough a Northern Indian ghost stopped by.

The ghost said his name was Juan de Oñate who established the first capital of New Mexico around here in 1598. Juan insisted that the clues point to his Pueblo, the one known as “Ohkay Owingeh.”

“Consider these clues,” he said. “My pueblo is right near a warm lake and the poem does talk about high water. Our people are famous for bravery and strength. The poem says, no land for the meek. That’s us. On top of that, we do have a fully operational casino with high security safes. He probably put it in one of those. That, or he gambled it away already and forgot.”

Or course I was skeptical. No old-school leprechaun would ever trust casino security with his treasure. But did Forrest Fenn gamble it away?  Doesn’t exactly sound like him. He would be more likely to put it all on a Northern Native artifact.

Thankfully Juan did leave me with a few new clues before the pie was all gone:

(a) Mr Fenn is an elderly gentleman who put the box in after being told his days were numbered.

(b) He has stated that it is north of Santa Fe.

(c) That it is at over 5,000 feet in elevation.

(d) That he drove there in his car and parked. Then walked to the site carrying the box.

(e) That the box weights more than 40lbs.

(F) And today he is reported as having said that we should bear in mind how far a sick old guy can
carry a 40lb box Remember he was very sick when he planted it.

And last but most importantly.

(G) LOOK FOR THE BLAZE.

Unfortunately, at that point I ate the last bite of cherry pie and he was gone. I couldn’t help myself. It’s hungry work out here. Plus, I was getting a little tired of Juan’s shameless self-promotion. In fact, I think his help is leading me to another Pueblo entirely. San Ildefonso Pueblo. In addition to being famous for pottery and art which Forrest Fenn loved, San Il Defenso is at the base of a canyon. And how did the Northern Indians make their pottery? IN A BLAZE!

I’m going to start there in the morning, but one thing keeps bugging me about this whole theory. Why would Fenn capitalize “Brown” if he didn’t mean for a name?

Keep on keeping on.

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Quest for Leprechaun Treasure Continues

March 11, 2013 By Seth 9 Comments

My quest for leprechaun Forrest Fenn’s treasure continues this week with two new clues, despite my suspicions about Forrest Fenn’s good intentions and some recent setbacks. With your help, SOS can find this treasure by St. Paddy’s Day.

On the trail of Forrest Fenn's treasure

You are no doubt aware that infamous leprechaun Forrest Fenn lost his gold somewhere in Santa Fe and has been calling for the world to help him find it.

In old-timey leprechaun style the only clues Mr. Fenn has given the public are contained in a poem. A very long poem you can read here.

This week I am pleased to announce two new clues will enable me to find the treasure. That’s right I fully intend that I, or another Survivor on SOS, will find this treasure by St. Paddy’s Day.

As Survivors know, I believe this line of the poem is key:

“PUT IN BELOW THE HOME OF BROWN”

As many of you know, I spent last week calling all homes of Browns in Santa Fe and I am pleased to report this has yielded some very useful information. Namely, DON’T CALL THE HOMES OF BROWNS.

Let me repeat that, if you like me, did a 411 search on Brown families in the Santa Fe area? DO NOT CALL! The police have no sense of humour about this situation and have ordered me to cease and desist.

That was my first clue. But I’m not sorry that I did try calling every Brown family in Santa Fe because one very nice lady, name of Tammy Brown, gave me a second clue: Santa Fe is famous for its pueblos. In fact there are EIGHT OR NINE PUEBLOS WITHIN A SHORT DISTANCE OF SANTA FE. And these pueblos are all what color? BROWN! You can see the pueblos for yourself here at Santa Fe tourism site.

Pueblos are houses of brown! How could I have missed this?

Thank you Tammy Brown! Even though I think it was likely you called the cops on me, I know you meant well. And you did help me find this clue. It all fits. Could HOME OF BROWN = PUEBLO? Especially since Forrest Fenn is reported to have spent a lot of his life adventuring around these pueblos.

Now to determine which of these pueblos it is? That’s the hard part. The poem is very vague. Something about starting at WARM WATERS and taking a CANYON DOWN but that it’s TOO FAR TO WALK. So this is the hard part. Because I am in fact walking. Big mistake as it turns out. Turns out I’m not the only one either. Another treasure hunter had to be airlifted out of here yesterday. She ran out of water so I called emergency services for her.

Anyway, more updates later! Keep on keeping on. Any clues you can give me are greatly appreciated.

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