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This Week In Survival – February 15, 2013

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What a week in Survival! Hopefully you got something better for Valentine’s day than a ticket for a year on Asteroid da14,  like I did.

That’s right. True story. Naya was pretty mad. It came in an anonymous email on Monday. Was it Dazai up to his tricks? I don’t know.

Another Supernatural Week Of Survival!

The alphabet was unfamiliar to me so I had to consult with a few of the other aliens on SOS – Tikiria Ishiu and Belladonna Jade Asphodel Nightshade. We concluded it was a passenger ticket for da14. Not even first class – steerage. Yeah. While the offer was tempting, I knew that Naya would never forgive me if I went off world for the next 368 days so reluctantly I declined. And glad that I did now. I’m not convinced that craft will ever make it back to Earth now, after hurling that big rock over Russia yesterday.

Anyway, time to see what else is happening in Survival this week! Here come This Week In Survival links as I can figure them out…

*Suspected ghost werewolf Posibilities says  the ghosts in their home will keep away demons but Redman 2234 warns don’t trust them. What will Pos find out about these ghosts?

*Scarfur/RUSTPELT is being transferred to a WW containment facility after a public demonstration of were-rage. At first he was asking to be just left there but then Devorah and Lycanprotector offered to save him… will they succeed? Or are they going in blind to a trap? I sure hope they get more info from RUSTY before it’s too late.

*Weredude1 checked in just long enough to advocate DEMONS FOR PETS. That is so like him. Please note SOS does not and will never advocate training demons for pets. I guess that’s what happens when you are the half-child of a fallen angel or demon nephilim as Alex calls ’em. What kind of demon pets did the Weredude have? Will he tell? Do we really want to know?

SOS MYSTERIES: 

*A mysterious riddle came in my email this week. Can anyone help me solve it?

 i am a sleek smooth and furry and have paws and nails that are long what am i????

Sound like a werewolf to you? Well, I already guess WEREWOLF but received no reply so now I need your help. Although the riddler’s handle could be “Icepaw.”  Any ideas? Please post below… I just hope it’s not a shapeshifter.

*Linvingwithawolf wonders if there can be a vampwolf or a werevamp or a mervampwolf or a vampwolfmaid and if she could be one…. ??? Any theories, please reply to LWAW here…

Thanks for keeping on!

Seth

Exploding Moscow Meteorite da14 Cargo?

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Less than 24 hours before huge Asteroid da14 is due to swing by Earth, a huge meteorite exploded over Russia today, injuring bystanders and fuelling fears about dropping interstellar cargo and damaged alien spacecraft.

A large meteorite, thought to have broken off an asteroid, possibly even the Asteroid da14, just exploded over the city of Chelyabinsk, breaking windows and raining unidentified debris on 1200 people.

Did da14 drop a muffler or a ditch a crate of blue Bantha milk? Did the Russian military shoot it before it hit the ground?

Until more info is known about the Russian meteorite, Survivors who have a passenger ticket for Asteroid da14 or who are expecting a shipment to arrive today, are being advised to stay put.

February 16, 2013 UPDATE:

The jury is still about re: the providence of this huge meteorite. An angry alien on board da14 throwing rocks at Earth? That’s my personal theory. (I’m betting on Dazai. That Plantalien had such a hate on for Earth!)

Thankfully nobody was seriously hurt, but over 4000 buildings lost windows and around 1200 people were struck with debris. Divers are searching the bottom of a frozen lake and da14 has come and gone now. Until they recover the meteorite we will not know for sure.

An SOS truer-than-true story…

Asteroid DA-14 Picks Up, Drops Off New V-alien-tines

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With Asteroid da14 due to arrive in the next 48 hours, earthbound aliens around the globe have begun packing their bags and racing to sites in Australia and Indonesia for a chance to hitch a ride home  – making this your last chance to give that special alien in your life a V-alien-tine.

(Unsure if you or somebody you like could really be an alien? Scan them with The Monstrometer to find out for sure. Then read on.)

da14 Bus Arrives Friday

S-type asteroids like da14 serve as a radiation-proof shell for ISTC buses (Interstellar Transportation Corporation buses).

The da14 bus route orbits close enough to Earth to quietly pick up and drop off passengers and cargo, once a year, without all the fuss of landing.

This makes the movement of beings and goods both easier and safer plus the aliens don’t have to worry about parking and maintaining their own crafts with curious humans on the look out.

Aliens who leave earth aboard da14 will likely travel to the Oort Cloud Terminal at the edge of the solar system where they can catch a comet or a space craft to another destination, usually their home planet.

Save the planet – give a V-alien-tine

Most of these aliens are returning to their home planets with reports and recommendations about their time spent on here on Earth. The quality of these reports is then used by their respective species to determine how to proceed in their future relations with Earthlings.

And this year, the da14 bus just happens to be coming on Friday, right after Valentine’s Day.

That’s why, this year more than ever, if you have or know a nice alien, time to come clean and let that them know how you feel with a nice V-alien-tine before it’s too late. It won’t necessarily prevent them from returning with an Earth Obliteration Unit but it can’t hurt to try.

Er, unless you get too close. Do it for the planet! Just don’t get too close!

The True Werewolf History of Valentine’s Day

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Well it’s V-Day again! This year, take a moment out from your annual anti-stalker preparations to recall the ancient werewolf roots of Valentine’s Day – but no more than a moment! That would be highly inadvisable. It’s called Lupercalia and it may not be romantic but it’s 99.99% true, like everything else on this site.

Centuries before Emperor Claudius condemned poor St. Valentine to a terrible teddy bear and chocolate death for the then-crime of marrying heterosexual couples, there were twin boys named Romulus and Remus in Rome. Like many twins, Romulus and Remus created quite a bit of chaos by their birth. Even more so because these twins were the children of demi-gods. Their dad was Mars, the god of war and their mom a forest diety named Rhea Silva.

Twin boys raised by a werewolf founded Rome
Romulus and Remus saved by a werewolf on this day.

As a result, these powerful babies Romulus and Remus scared the emperor. He ordered them  abandoned in the woods and left to die in the middle of winter. He also locked their mom Rhea Silva in a convent.

But the emperor didn’t know that Rhea Silva, whose name means “forest spirit” could still communicate with the animals in the forest. She made a deal with a powerful she-wolf named Lupa that if Lupa would adopt her sons and give them milk to save their lives, that she would share them with Lupa on every full moon.

Lupa agreed to the deal and found Romulus and Remus deep in the woods, roughly on this day in February. She fed them her own milk and this caused the physiological changes that would save their lives and turn them into werewolves on the full moon. So that when they became adults, on every full moon the twins would turn into werewolves and always return to her in the forest.

So how does this lead to Valentine’s Day?

Well when Romulus and Remus grew up they used their powers to found the city of Rome and every year in February, Rome held a celebration in honor of their wolf mom, Lupa. Hence the Roman statue of Lupa feeding her wolf-milk to Romulus and Remus above. This celebration was called “Lupercalia,” after Lupa herself.

On Lupercalia the citizens of Rome would party by making chocolate wolf-milk and stuffed wolf toys and trying to get a date. Except for the werewolves of course, who would transform even if it wasn’t a full moon and retreat deep into the forest together for their own secret Lupercalia celebration, about which little is known.

It may not the most romantic story but it’s 99.98% true.

(Minus the one little missing part where Romulus kills his own brother Remus in a fit of were-rage over where to put the city of Rome. Were-rage. Big problem for the lupine kind. Read more about were-rage here on the werewolves page.)

Seth

HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR – WELCOME YEAR OF THE SHAPESHIFTING SNAKE

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HAPPY LUNISOLAR NEW YEAR EVERYONE AND WELCOME YEAR OF THE BLACK SNAKE I’M SHOUTING BECAUSE YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE LOTS OF NOISE TODAY TO KEEP THE EVIL SPIRITS AWAY SO I PERSONALLY INTEND TO SHOUT ALL DAY AND YOU PROBABLY SHOULD TOO…

SHOUTING IN THE YEAR OF THE SHAPESHIFTING SNAKE

ALREADY MISS THE YEAR OF THE DRAGON. SURE, THE OLDER DRAGONS ARE SLEEPY, TREASURE HOARDERS BUT THE DRAGONS AROUND HERE ARE AWESOME. AND AT LEAST THEY AREN’T SLITHERING SHAPE SHIFTERS, WITH MANY MONSTROUS FORMS LIKE THOSE SKIN-SHEDDING SNAKES.

SO IN HONOUR OF 2013, GRAHAM AND I WILL FINALLY ADD SLITHERY SHIFTERS TO THE NEXT MONSTROMETER UPDATE, OUT AS SOON-ISH AS GRAHAM SURVIVES HIS EXAMS (OR NOT) END OF FEBRUARY. 

OR AT LEAST WE WILL TRY…

This Week In Survival – February 08, 2013

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Links to the week that was, for everyone who survived:

Another Supernatural Week Of Survival

For those who didn’t exactly survive, my condolences. I hope you will still consider spending your unlife with SOS.

Meanwhile, here come some links, in no particular order….

SUPERNATURAL WEATHER ALERT:

*Stormy night weather alert from Moon Song and WW13...it’s a night that only an Ice Wolf can love. Lots of Survivors off on storm rescue missions. Will they survive?

(Hopefully they can find shelter in an Ice Wolf crib like the awesome one below.)

SOS SIGHTINGS:

*A new witch on SOS – thanks Quintessa for helping her out… that’s suspicious timing. Hey Persson you ever been assistant to somebody famous? Or a GROUNDHOG??

*New ghost werewolf Black Magic.. friends all think they’re crazy…Black Magic wants a way to tell their friends…Is this even a good idea? Any advice for dealing with this? Anyone? Anyone?

SOS VIDEO CHALLENGE TO ALL SURVIVORS:

*Old/New werewolf Romie Wolfam has a video challenge to survivors. A video about the dangers for disrupting a werewolf in his or her crib during the full moon. Anyone have an educational video like this one? If not, anyone want to beat me to it? (I’m still trying to finish my latest vids – the story of A.H and the Frost Wolf – coming soon.) If you make such a helpful video, I will post and promote it  – and even offer a small prize! Just remember to disguise your identity with sunglasses and maybe a big hat and don’t give away your real name or location!

AREA 51 ALERTS: 

*NEVER EAT THE CHICKEN TENDERS! Area 51 feeds you Chicken Tenders?? …. an SOS report by LycanProtector…. who is in the A-51 cafeteria. Did LycanProtector eat them? (Not A-51, the chicken tenders.) If so what will it do?

*Scarfur, chased 10 blocks…cornered in his own closet at one point…. abducted by a mysterious truck…injected with something…his GF calls him a mistake to the world after he transforms in front of her…set a zombie trap..now he is trapped in his driveway. With all the WWs stuck on storm rescue missions, can Scarfur get an angry zombie to help him? Or will Devorah have enough energy left after the storm?

*Moonsong found a microchip.  But A-51 Spy pleads innocence… but really, can an A-51 spy be trusted? Even one who says they only hurt one person?

*CyborgBeastCop and Firefang mounting an offensive on an A-51 base. Is CyborgBeastCop using his dimensional hopper? Have they located the cafeteria? Is Scarfur there?  I wonder if they will see that A-51 spy.

*How to Identify A-51 Agents at your school. An important report…looking for the link…why can’t I find it? ??? That A-51 spy???

Ice Wolf Crib Photo sent by IceWolf

 

SOS QUESTION THIS WEEK:

*If the person who makes you maddest in the world is going to the dance, should you still go? Even if it means you may be forced to transform in front of everyone? Scarfur could be in trouble tonight!

THE GHOSTS OF FEBRUARY:

*Posibilities still not transformed but communicating with the ghosts in his home. Who are they? Could he be a ghost wolf too?

*There’s been a Ghost Wolf sighting…Midnight Wrath…Who is his ghostly companion(s)?

*Another ghost werewolf sighting… Black Magic is new to the site. Are they forming a pack? Sure are a lot of them this week.

Thanks to everyone for keeping on keeping on….

 

Seth