If you listen very hard tonight, as the world sings goodbye to the Year of the Dragon, you might hear something else too – the sound of old dragons slinking slowly back to their treasure caves for a long, draconian nap, in places like Burma or Myanmar.
Myanmese Dragons beat slow retreat from […]
Meet LycanTheProtector: Wolfman of Many Forms & Friendly Lycanthropous Flowers
Protector can summon a two-leg form with the emotion of sadness.
Once again the app chose aptly for the last survivor of the month in 2012 – LycanTheProtector. If you haven’t met him already, well you just haven’t tried very hard yet. He’s a wolfman of […]
It’s finally here, the last full moon of the year, bringing with it the last SOS Survivor of the Month for 2012. Who will it be on this stormy Oak Moon?
Okay the wheel is spun, a paltry prize has been won! This is going to be waaaay too easy so I have to make it […]
Groans from a gobsmacked globe today – the Grinch is back to his greedy old tricks, grabbing your trees, decorations and gifts. Has his head come lose again? Are his shoes too tight? No one quite knows all of the reason but read on if you want to save the whole Christmas season.
The world is dead! Long live the world! Survivor reports today confirm the world did indeed meet its end last night, right on schedule, only to begin again, also right on schedule. Thanks to the hard work of survivors everywhere, the beginning of the beginning of the new Bak’tun has begun!
For survivors who maybe forgot to set an alert, a quick update – there’s a thing where the Mayan calendar is about to run out, without which there allegedly can be no more time. Hence the end of the world business. Now being that my survival depends on your survival and that your and my survival […]
The global search for one real Mayan Daykeeper intensified this week after Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard released a terrifying video confirming the globe’s worst 2012 fears namely: K-Pop is pathologically catchy and the Mayan calendar prophesy is absolutely true – the world will in fact end on December 21.
Australian PM validates Mayan Prophesy […]
In response to repeated gentle and polite requests from friend of the site, legendary survivor and Hybrid Mr. Mutt… I present to you… the preliminary page for Hybrids!… Ta da!
Now normally I don’t like to put things up unless I feel I can present the information with some completeness but due […]
Cyborgs and robots react to the exciting news: Cambridge researchers are urging the world to stop treating them as the stuff of science fiction and start thinking of them as a part of reality! A potentially threatening part of reality!
Cyborg J.D. Hancock going to Cambridge University
Scientists at the Center for Existential Risk […]
Singing About Moon Song
Actually it’s not just one song but several.That’s how it is with Singing Wolves like Moon Song. They can’t help themselves. And who would want them to? If your howling voice was magic and the vibrations of your words could make change in the world, it would be your duty to use […]