Werewolf13 began suspecting that her school knew just a little too much about werewolves, she just wasn’t sure why. The cafeteria offered a consistent cornucopia of fluffy jumbo werewolf muffins and seemed just a little too interested in who exactly was eating them – namely Werewolf13 herself. She began to keep track […]
As the Frankenmoon rises on the freakiest Halloween since the Great Blood Moon of 2002, please take a minute out from battening down your hatches to recall the true supernatural survival roots of Halloween and evaluate the survival quotient of your Halloween disguise – before it’s too late.
As many readers know, Halloween marks the end […]
A new video by long time friend to survivors everywhere, Alex reveals his current situation is precarious. He appears to be trapped inside a containment facility with a stoney opponent and no exit and no explanation how he got there.
Alex sent an email with this link last night and asked me to use it to […]
Good news today we hail our 2 millionth survivor, 99.98% guaranteed – barring unforeseen supernatural circumstances. (Like wayward zombies, Area 51, ARC or a Jaffassasin attack.) Congrats to everyone who manages to keep on keeping on in this crazy world. You are the inspiration for SOS. Thanks for helping make more monster mayhem and survival […]
An epic cure announced today for you demigods who still rely on a good dip in the River Styx to protect yourself in battle – say goodbye to that annoying and dangerous Achilles heel.
Read about it here. An SOS 99.98% true story in progress…
Un-dipped heels: a big little problem for demigods […]
Dr. Villega developed his vampirization technique on animals at his not-so-secret laboratory known to Stanford insiders as, “The V Lab.” By sewing young mice to old mice and forcing them to share blood, Dr. V succeeded in making the old mice young […]
(SOS/ASAP/WTF) In what is unexpectedly turning into the Month of the Mermish Mysteries, more reports from Florida this week – an angry Mermonster demanding his eyeball back. Or else!
You probably saw this eyeball in the news last week. It was found on the beach below showed up immediately following the news of the Florida mermaids […]
(SOS/WTF/ASAP) An important survival reminder this week from the example of flying ace and UFO chaser Captain Thomas F. Mantell. UFOs may look pretty cool but they are dangerous and should not be chased.
Captain Mantell UFO Chaser
Captain Mantell should know. He died chasing a UFO. Those who remember the captain […]