March wouldn’t be March without one last act of loony leprechaunery. Luckily today Toronto, Canada provides one.
A pile of loony leprechaun gold blocked a major highway for several hours today. How did it get there? More importantly, where did it go?
Loony gold spill on major highway
Last Act of Leprechaun Lunacy
This just in. Convincing evidence the robot fish have evolved!
Once the size of a tiny minnow, a robot fish caught this week appears to be leading an entire school. There’s no telling how big this could get:
Like most great creature stories this one starts with a scientist or ten, [...]
Happy St. Paddy’s Day Survivors!
Ever wonder what happened to Survivor Sheryl, who told her chilling St. Patrick’s Day story last year? Well me too. I never did hear back…
That’s a sombre reminder of the dangers we all face today, St. Patrick’s Day, the height of global leprechaun activity worldwide. [...]
Trying out this new running app this week. Like my own app The Monstrometer, it offers a money back survival guarantee.
If I survive, I’ll report back here. If I don’t, can somebody please apply for my .99 cents back? You can keep it, I just don’t want anybody else to profit from my untimely undeath.
When the Chernobyl nuclear reactor melted down in 1987, global nuclear mutant fears exploded too. It was the biggest nuclear event in human history and humans couldn’t get away fast enough. Hundreds of thousands of survivors left everything behind and never came back.
But even the most paranoid survivor could not have [...]
“Okay Vampires aren’t all that bad. I’m not going to start holding hands and singing Kumbiya though.”
Survivor of the Month
More Quotes from Mr. Mutt, the Man, the Legend:
“We’re boned beyond belief!”
“I’d say we’re boned to the 297th Power of Boned.”
IT’S HERE! The Wind Moon, or Death Moon, as some werewolves call it, bringing with it the first, but NOT THE LAST, Survivors of the Month.
(Please don’t fall for any crazy stories about “Worm Moons” tonight! It’s not called the “Worm Moon.” That’s just a rumour started by angry wereworms.)
Zombies are a significant threat to survival and so you need the best information possible to keep on keeping yourself un-undead. So below I present to you a valuable zombie survival tool, the Seth On Survival Zombie Month episodes. Each episode is only about 4 minutes long but is packed with valuable [...]