As many of you know, I recently went on location to interview a suspected genetic werewolf in his werewolf containment facility or crib.
Like many suspected werewolves, Louis Pine was puzzled about his lycanthropy status after failing to transform under the full moon. He wrote into SOS asking for […]
I just received a disturbing and urgent email warning from survivor and long time friend of the site Shewolf. She had this warning that she wanted me to pass on so here it is.
Area 51 Is planning something BIG! you’ve got to notify everyone! Something very bad is going to […]
Leaplings! Every four years they appear on February 29 but why? Is it true they crawl out of the Marianas trench looking for children’s tears, like the legendary “Leap Day William?”
Well no, of course not. Why would anyone trade delicious candy for tears? Ridiculous. Leap Day William is just a silly […]
Leaping leprechauns is it March already? There’s gold raining from ceilings in France. Okay well it’s just ONE ceiling but it’s a lot of gold!
Several un-named workers at French Champagne company Alexandre Bonnet uncovered a bonafide stash of 497 gold coins hidden in the attic ceiling. When a worker hit the ceiling […]
For anyone who missed the big Valentine’s Day announcement from Zyboragon, there’s an explanation for the mysterious zombie valentine posted to the site yesterday (below).
And it’s good news for all you non-cannibals. Zombies have taken V-day to re-respect a 1987 decision to restrict feeding habits to cannibals. Check it out!
Not since the Icelandic Yule Cat attacks on people with old sweaters has there been stranger, more epic news out of Iceland, a country generally known for its strange and epic news. A beast with a large, dinosaur-like body, fins, a long neck and tail and a head resembling a horse – in […]
This man man claiming to be a famous Zulu singer returned from the dead this week, says he survived a terrible two-year kidnapping by zombies after a witch placed a spell on him.
Man claiming to be Zulu singing sensation “Mgqumeni” returns from a two year kidnapping ordeal
But only two of his […]
For those of you who don’t know, SOS and The Monstrometer game is a project maintained for free by me and sometimes my friend Graham and a whole lot of helpful volunteers like you who pitch in whenever you can with true stories and advice and sometimes even to help […]
News from New Zealand this week. A supergiant shrimp-like creature emerged from the deepest part of the ocean for the first time ever, apparently on a mission to study the human honker. I caught up with him at the University of Aberdeen.
“YO NEVER CALL ME A F#$ING SHRIMP,” he yelled at […]
I recently received an email from friend to the site and survivors everywhere, Mr. Mutt, in which he alerted me about a very important event. See this excerpt from the email below:
At 18:37 Jan. 27 there was a massive explosion on the suns surface. This produced a lovely aurora borealis […]