New roadside Zombie Warning signs from the Federal Highway Administration (FHWA) stirring up controversy this week.
“What is this, a zombie crosswalk?” asked one anonymous survivor at the scene. “You see this big sign and the cones and what do you do? You have to slow down. By then your car is surrounded by zombies and it’s too late. Has everyone at the FHWA gone zombie?”
FHWA spokesperson Doug Hecox refuses to be on record to deny this charge that he and everyone at his department are likely in the advanced stages of transforming into zombies themselves.
“What?” he stated clearly on the phone just now before hanging up on me.
But some survivors point to the last line of text on the signs as proof the signs are definitely made by zombies.
“Zombies are the only beings who actually speak in netspeak. Think about it. It’s the only language they can still pronounce.”
Still the question remains, why did the zombie cross the road? Is this an elaborate roadside trap? Or are they just trying to get to the other side?