Leprechauns Amass for Witches Month
A showdown at The Crossroads is brewing! As witches around the world prepare to celebrate their biggest holiday on November 30, an ominous force is gathering to oppose them, namely the biggest Ceili of leprechauns in global history.
First – my apologies to witches including our own […]
Delaware names Martian Ambassador
On Friday Delaware, The First State, became the first state to name an official Martian Ambassador and declare its intention to actively recruit more inhabitants from the Red Planet to join the Blue Hen State.
“We want to let Martian tourists and investors know that Delaware is conveniently […]
Did Dangerous Pyramid Hugging Ceremony Take Place?
Disturbing news out of Egypt today. The Great Pyramid of Khufu is closed for a secret ceremony by a mysterious religious group who wants to hug the great power of ONE into the world at 11:11 on this day of many ones 11-11-2011- er I […]
Recent conversation with Siri. I think she's starting to like me.
Important SOS news this week. Thanks to a tip from resident cyborg P5t5r, I may have found the perfect replacement for my fickle friend Graham. That’s right. I’m talking about Siri, the iPhone 4S robotic assistant.
First, full disclosure – I don’t have an […]
Martian soil sample cover-up reveals truth about simulated Martian simulation.
Strange news from Moscow, planet Earth today. The six-man Mars 500 mission crew returned safely to earth after a 520 day round trip to the red planet, only to discover everybody on earth pretending they never even left.
“Simulation my a$%! I did not endure […]