Time Traveling Teacher Eloi Cole's Notes
March 16, Hadron Collider, Switzerland – Almost one year to the day after a mysterious tweedy time traveller breached security at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland, scientists there unveil the plan for mass time-transit.
Physicists Tom Weiler and Chui Man Ho today confirmed their [...]
Ward off the lepreweres and wereprechauns with one of these!
March 19, 2011 – The Supermoon rises! The most anticipated moon since the solstice eclipse. This perigee moon, the closest one in 19 years, following in the wake of dreaded St. Patrick’s Day. The forecast calls for earthquakes (done), tsunamis (done) and [...]
Dirty Meteorites: Who's Cleaning The Ship?
Friday Mar 04, 2011 – Unsanitary news for alien-human relations this week. Nine meteorites have been quarantined after NASA’s discovery of alien bacteria on board. The dirty meteorites are refueling humanity’s fear of aliens with dirty tentacles, while leaving earthbound aliens concerned for the future of their [...]