Big vampire news this month. After nearly a decade of research the vamps have discovered how to transform human skin into blood, giving hope and smoothies to tortured vampires everywhere. No more snacking on squirrels and purse puppies! There’s an ethical solution in sight.
A team of vampire scientists led by Mick […]
It’s now here! The Monstrometer version 2.0 update! I said it was going to be big-ish and it is-ish. So biggish in fact that it needed a whole new number!
New in Monstrometer version 2.0:
Added “Interrogate Self” and “Interrogate Other” option. Now the program knows if you are scanning yourself or someone else… well as […]
Aliens Use Anti-Gravity Cream
Discovered (2:31 am) :
Astonishing new evidence of alien activity on earth.
Stopped at an all-night drug store in a strange neighborhood tonight between pizza deliveries for a can of guarana and some hydrogen pyroxide and spotted this alien health product, right out on a shelf beside the dental floss ============>>>>
And no […]