Naughta Witch Christine O’Donnell continues her run for senate with a new campaign ad that supernatural experts are describing as “dangerous.”
Journalist Mary Ambrose reports the video seems to possess all the characteristics of a “sorcery spot,” designed to hypnotize viewers.
“She’s wearing a black dress in front of a black background, repeatedly intoning, “I’M YOU!” while staring mesmerizingly into a camera!” she warns.
This spell-like effect on voters’ minds is a concern for journalists everywhere; they are being advised to NOT run the video. However Seth On Survivalistas being generally more educated and involved in these matters, will likely be immune to its magic powers.
Is Christine O’Donnell calling on a therianthropic incantation to actually inhabit the bodies and minds of potential voters? Experts are scrambling to unravel the magic of this video and to find out more about the notorious Naughta Witches.
Until then, viewers are advised to refrain from repeated viewing and avoid sharing of this dangerous video.